My Two Not So Little Melons

Even when I'm a size 10 or a size 14 (Yes I love to yo yo diet and I'm pretty sure I will my whole life but that's another blog to come!) My boobs are always big! I will stay around a DD/E.... Some people say I'm blessed to have such big boobs and don't get me wrong... dam they look on point sometimes!

As show in the picture, on point! (If I do say so myself!)

But I have had to adapt my life around the my two little melons and its harder then you think!

Firstly there is clothes shopping, dresses which have no give and a zip are a pain in the bum! You have to go at least a size up and then they don't fit nicely anywhere else apart from you boobs! Or the opposite, they fit lovely everywhere else but your boobs look like they are trying to escape from Alcatraz, squeezing out of every hole available !

This can also go for tops that have no give in aswell! (Don't want to discriminate and miss the poor tops out!). Strapless/Backless items are almost always a no go! You either feel like your constantly going to pop a nipple out, or there is no support and your melons are hanging down by your knees and you might as well not have bothered!

Then you have bikinis.... Good luck if you think you can buy one of the nice sets which have both the top and bottom together!! You'll either have a set that will fit your bum nicely and just about cover a nipple or a top which will fit your twins nicely and bottoms that fall down every time you move! (and no one wants to see that!!)

Lastly gym gear, namely the lovely sports bra, or top with a built in support! I once was in a gym changing room where a girl was bitching about people who wear bras under sports bras just to try and get a better cleavage for the "boys"... Well miss gym person I'm happy that you can wear these supports which aren't designed for anyone with more the a C cup but I wear a bra and a sports bra on top as I don't want two black eyes from my boobs when running on a treadmill! These bad boys need to be strapped down as much a possible! A top with built in support, for the gym... which involves movement?! I'm not even going to justify that with anything... I might as well not even wear a bra... that's how much support they give!!

Id also like to point out how men just don't understand these predicaments! All they have to worry about it small, medium, large etc and waist size!! I've always liked the idea of a guy buying me a nice pair of underwear or a dress... but the amount of different sizes, fits etc I will not hold it against you if you didn't want to tackle that on you own! (Although I would be very impressed if you did and got it right! you would definitely be getting something of the "Special occasions list if you get my drift!"

They are some benefits of having big boobs, obviously if he's a boob man they well get a lot of love and attention in the bedroom and be treated like the royal diamonds they are! They also give you a cracking cleavage without even trying which a lot of people are envious of and is great for a cheeky snapchat here and there! ;)

My favourite thing about having big boobs though (and I'm sure whatever size you are this must be a highlight of your

day) is taking your bra off when you get home.... My melons

love to be free and its like they bounce with joy when after a long hard day they can roam wild and go in whatever direction they like!

The thing I also know that no matter if you have big or small boobs there is always going to be things that annoy you about them as we are women and can never be happy with anything! We also love a good moan! Nothing better especially on a Monday!

So I will leave you with a picture of my third favourite thing I like about myself (1st is eyes, 2nd teeth) Just so you can appreciate a good set of Nunga Nugnas! and with that enjoy!