I Need Botox!

I need Botox… Seriously! At 26 years, old I have forehead permanent wrinkles! Not just when I lift my eyebrows up! This is not acceptable! Now the problem I have got is that I can’t afford Botox! So I have been thinking of ways I can get around this little fact.

The first idea is a sugar daddy, because of course he wants his trophy wife (Yes me! Don’t laugh too much!) to be in the best tip top condition and wrinkle free (he will probably have enough for both of us! Unless I can meet a George Clooney like one… one can dream!) Not only that I wouldn’t have to work anymore and can be a lady of leisure with champagne lunches and day trips to Paris! Now I have looked on www.sugardaddy.com before and the pickings are slim... also you have to pay do to anything decent on it?! Defeats the point of being on there! If I could afford a membership fee I wouldn’t need a sugar daddy! So this solution doesn’t seem viable.

The only other idea is some lovely people with some cash lying around donates the money to the poor (I.e. me) as its becoming an issue with my self-esteem and then maybe I can’t post anymore?! No…. not buying that? Worth a shot!

So, my options are pretty limited! If my readers have any ideas I would much appreciate them! I’m scared that one day I’ll go to sleep 26… and then boom my face looks like its 92 as two wrinkles can lead to something big!!

So let me know how I can raise this money so I don’t suddenly look like a naked mole rat?!